BOB'S TOP 10

Definitions of the language of Bob.

10. ARE YOU ABOUT READY?- This is usually an ironic, rhetorical question
made after Bob has taken way too much time to getting ready himself.

9. DON'T GET JEALOUS!- Trash talk usually said after Bob makes a difficult
pool shot. Which is MOST of them for him.

8. IS THAT REALLY WHAT YOU WANT?- Said in the voice of an angry,
jilted female.

7. WISE GUY!- A recent addition to Bob's vocabulary. Apparently, He just
figured out that the Three Stooges are funny.

6. SWEET GEORGIA PIE!- More trash talk. An unintentional combination of two
other phrases, "Sweet Georgia Brown" and "Sweet Potato Pie", that stuck .
Remember the Screaming Pumpkins?

5. GO GIRL- Bob has taken this urban street phrase and "caucasionized" it so
as to make it almost unrecognizable. Kind of like Pat Boone singing Little Richard.

4. HIPPITTY HOP- A nonsensical term used in response to almost any situation
where words are not called for.

3. SORRY I FOULED YOU- A statement used early and often by Bob anytime
he plays basketball.

2. ...ALIJUWAN!- a response to someone clearing their throat. Hard to explain
but funny.

AND THE #1...

1. NOT NOW SHANIA, I'M ON THE PHONE!- Bob's fantasy.